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Totally (In)Appropriate Valentines for Your Valentine

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In order to prepare for Valentine’s The Bloggess shares with us some of the worst and most awesome cards you can give out. Feel free to print and use on people you’d like to never see again or who have very good senses of humor.

  Or a kick to the curb!

Happy Valentine’s Day!



I love these. There are a couple I will have to try next year.


Those are funny


Love the cross stitch not only is it good for a card, but imagine the stylish throw pillow you can stitch it on!


Hilarious, love these!




I laughed at the cellphone one!


My heart is not a dumpster, asshole.



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