Mean Interns Aren't Sexy

The movie, featuring all sorts of lesbian interns in a well-developed plot, isn't a bad porn movie if you like to watch your adult movie in short spurts. However, the plot itself can be a huge turn-off, and I wish there was some variety in the sex that was presented in the movie.
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Pros
Good attempt at plot, Very sexy lingerie, Great acting, Surprising ending, Good actress chemistry
Cons
Very long scenes, Hard to follow characters, Plot is unsexy, No toys?, Sound issues
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


"The Interns" is a one-disk movie of all lesbian-scenes produced by New Sensations. The movie is about an hour and a half in length, and it features five different sex scenes. The director is Chloe Sampson and Eddie Powell. The main stars are Samantha Ryan, Julia Ann, Zoe Britton, Allie Haze, Avy Scott, Michelle Charlie Laine, and Sara Stone. The picture itself looks really great, but I was actually disappointed with the sound. The sound ends up too soft in some scenes, surprisingly loud during some of the sex, and too soft during some dialogue; it can get frustrating at some points. The movie was actually directed and shot to be a good option for New Sensation's lesbian audience; it was not shot mostly for male-viewing.

The plot of this movie is well-developed (for a porn), but at the same time, it also was not sexy in the slightest. The story itself was actually a turn-off. The story is basically following the interns of a fashion magazine while they all try to do their best to make a promotion. This includes a lot of back-throat stabbing, sleeping with clients, and lieing about all of it. The sex scenes are sexy, but when they are interspersed with five minutes of bitchiness, it's just doesn't stay as a turn-on.

I'm not someone that believes that lesbians always use sex toys, but at the same time, after 120 minutes of people doing the exact same thing, you can bet that I was definitely getting a bit tired of the bumping and grinding that they were doing. There's a lot of oral sex, a lot of fingering, and a lot of grinding and scissoring. It's really sexy for the first two scenes, but after you've watched those first two, unless you have a fetish for any of those activities, it gets to be old pretty quickly. I wish they would have found some toys or something like that. However, at the same time, it does have some Domination and submission aspects to it once in awhile (that tends to go out of the window once the sex starts).

The scenes do end up getting a bit long (more than a bit, really). At times, they just end up kissing, and you think the scene is done, but then they just right back into everything. The scenes do get pretty long; the plot itself only counts for 20 minutes of the movie, so everything else is pure lesbian sex. If you really enjoy watching sex scenes and enjoying this (which is the point?), I'd probably recommend watching the sex scenes more spread out than the full movie at once.

While it's not completely related, I wish there was a more obvious way to tell if the females were orgasming. With guys, it's pretty obvious, but I'm someone who really likes that final sign that someone is having an orgasm. When it comes down to the lesbian sex of this movie, maybe something along the lines of saying "I'm cumming" or something like that would have worked. In a couple places, they did do that, but it wasn't too prevalent throughout the movie. The women did, however, really seem to be enjoying the sex itself, and it looks like most of the characters really had great chemistry with one another and enjoyed the scenes. It's great to see a porn that focuses really well on a female's sexual enjoyment. On this same thread, I'm impressed because the movie does spend time showing the pleasure of the characters; it isn't like a "5 minutes of oral sex-insta-orgasm!" thing either. I just wish what they did shoot would have included more variety.

A good aspect of the porn is actually the lingerie. Almost all of the characters end up wearing some pretty sexy underwear. There are garter belts, sexy bras and panties, and lots of neat, well-presented outfits as well. (Probably because this is supposed to be a fashion magazine.) I did enjoy the variety of body types though. All of the girls has natural breasts (I think), and not all of them were extremely skinny either. A lot of them had healthier bodies that tend to be absent from most porns.
Experience
The sex scenes, since they all pretty much followed the same format, will just be listed by who is in them: 1) Avy Scott/Samantha Ryan 2) Sara Stone/Charlie Laine/Michelle Lay 3) Julia Ann/Samantha Ryan 4) Zoe Britton/Allie Haze 5) Zoe Britton/Julia Ann. One threesome, mostly twosomes. It was actually amusing that there was not one guy in the entire movie - not even in a non-sex setting. I hate to admit it, but I had a hard time following the characters as well. I loved their sexy lingerie, but the actresses look a bit alike and they also changed clothes a *lot*, so I really had a hard time telling what was going on at times. Even on the second viewing, I was still confused about some people in some scenes.

Special features include a photo gallery, the web trailer, trailers for other New Sensations movies, the company information, a dialog feature (the movie without any of the sex), and a bonus sex scene that includes use of toys. (The bonus scene is from Ashlynn Brooke's Lesbian Fantasies and features Franziska Facella and Ashlynn Brooke.)

Overall? It's not a bad porn, but you might find yourself fast forwarding through the second half of most of the scenes which defeats the purpose of a porn. At the same time, the plot of this porn (which is supposed to be more directed towards female viewers), paints females in a bad light which is unarousing as well. It does have sexy sex scenes, though, and in a market full of lesbian porn marketed only towards men, this movie does a good job of attempting to appeal to a female audience.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Redboxbaby
    I found myself fast forwarding some of the scenes too. They did drag on. Great review as always. Thanks.
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Think I will wait on this one. Thanks!
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    I thought it dragged on as well, and I also hate cattiness, manipulation, dishonesty, backstabbing, and ruthlessness/callous disregard for others. These are some of the worst qualities for a woman (or a man) to have and, embodied in any person, these qualities are not in the least bit sexy.

    Anyway, not that it is here nor there, but Julia Ann has implants, and I noted that Avy Scott had a well-healed scar on the underfold of each of her breasts that was only faintly visible when she had her arms overhead. The camera had backed off to show the entire couch and a more full body view of both actresses each of the two times we noted this (it had to do with the lighting hitting her just right each of those times). I was very surprised because I had thought Avy's breasts looked COMPLETELY natural. I'm not remembering whether or not Zoe Britton's are natural or not. I didn't like either of her scenes (and particularly loathed the character she played), so I didn't pay too much attention. But, aside from the ones I've mentioned, the other women in the film definitely looked natural.
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    Oh, forgot to say: Great review, as always!
  • Contributor: Liz2
    Fantastic review! Very useful insights; I too loath bitchiness in women, why would I want to watch it for pleasure? A major turnoff for me.
    No toys? For me, toys just add so much to the action.
  • Contributor: Tuesday
    SS, I didn't notice that about Avy's breasts. Maybe she had implants but had them removed. Also, I know a woman who has scars like that under her breasts from a non-implant surgery. And I think the scar is right under the nipple these days for implants.

    Kayla, I'm so relieved that I'm not the only person who had trouble following the characters. I had to watch the dialog multiple times to try to keep them straight. And the last scene leaves more questions than it answers.

    Nice review.
  • Contributor: Kayla
    @Selective Sensualist - You have a better eye for implants then; I totally couldn't tell. Their implants looked good.
  • Contributor: Airekah
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: liilii080
    I haven't seen this but it doesn't sound like I want to! Great review!
  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Another good review as usually Kay. As an aside I'm entertained by the little tangent that has developed regarding implant and scares on your comments here.
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review. I have this one and Almost Heaven at home for my first porn club review. I am excited to participate.
  • Contributor: married with children
    great review, thanks. It seems that most porn either has scenes that are way too long.
  • Contributor: PussyGalore
    Bummer, thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: zensgirl10
    thanks for the info.
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