Uma - g-spot vibrator by Je Joue - review by SecretToyLover2

Took getting used to!

Very exciting. Simply took a little getting used to. Definitely worth a try. May take getting used to, or you may love it from the start. Nonetheless, it is amazing and better make room for an Uma in your toy chest!!! Beautiful, sleek, or oh so quiet. Best kept secret! Shhhhh!!!
Powerful, Quiet, Easy to care for, Sleek design
Shape may not work for everyone
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Uma is powerful - no mystery there. However, her shape is quite odd for my vagina (and I have used some very curvy toys!!!). I chalk it mostly to the fact that the bumps are not gradual and I have always been a very tight woman. That alone makes it hard to insert to begin with. The photos of this toy won't give that away and you won't notice until it's in your hands.

I had to change my entire masturbation position in order to avoid hurting myself... Too much trouble. So I decided to try Uma for clitoral play and I am more satisfied there. The power of Uma is strong enough to make me want to trash my MiMi and all my other clit vibes. My hubby even enjoyed me teasing him with Uma. So I cannot complain there.

I had a lot of issues with my JeJoue MiMi bubbling up and overheating during use. Uma thankfully doesn't do this which is another star. Charging is the same - magnetic - and is rather easy to figure out. 2 HRS of charge gives you about 1 HR 45 MIN of play to 2 HRS. Less time of play occurs during patterns or full intensity. However you have to charge Uma standing up in a basket or something or the charging light will go out. So this did annoy me. Washing is a breeze. Warm water and soap or a cleanser that is compatible with Silicone. Be sure to let Uma dry fully for half an hour before connecting to the charger. And although she is waterproof, avoid submerging.

I can use Uma comfortably for clitoral play as I mentioned. Standing up, sitting down, laying down, or whatever. Actually brings a lot of comfort to my hands compared to the MiMi or other clit vibes. Her curve lays nicely over my vulva and on to my clit, taking away my need to be sitting or pressing against myself. I have arthritis and my hands always got sore easily with MiMi. With Uma this never occurs.

The box Uma comes in is rather large. Looks like a fat necklace box. Too bulky for me so I trashed it, but it is chic and no one would know what it was for unless they had the same toy. And in that case, they can shut up, right? If the box isn't for you, Uma can be stored anywhere you'd please. A toy bag, box, drawer, etc. Uma does collect dust quite easily compared to MiMi so you do want to avoid just leaving it out. However lint or pet hair is not an issue at all. A users manual comes with the Uma and it is updated and contains all the Q and A's you may have.

Uma is smooth and velvety. Not sticky at all like many Silicone products. Definitely made of top notch material. She has three buttons. One to turn on the toy (+) and turn up the levels. There are five levels. And a button to turn on patterns (~). There are also five. And. Button to turn down the intensity (-) which can be done during patterns or regular vibration. This button also turns off the toy. You have to press the buttons pretty hard, but not as hard as with the MiMi so I was happy about that.

Uma is very, very strong. Probably the strongest toy in my box. And I own tons. If you're looking for something strong, this is the one for you. The vibrations occur mainly at the tip but easily travel up the shaft. As far as noise goes, Uma is super quiet for her power. Can be heard outside my bedroom but only if your ear is on my door and the air conditioner is on a break. Otherwise, this toy can only be heard by you. Since she is so powerful, it may seem to you that she is loud but it's all in your head! I guarantee!
The design, overall, is sleek. I absolutely love how you could get away with calling it a back or neck massager. it does not look like a sex toy. I really like it and although it did not fit the needs of my insides, it's wonderful for my clit. My best friend uses Uma and says it was her perfect G-Spot toy, so obviously it is different for every girl. I find that it does work better internally when held by my husband. Being that he is out on work a lot, this is rare for me to experience. So Uma is considered a clit toy only.

It took some getting used to because I was frustrated that Uma didn't fit my insides, but I am so overjoyed to have a new favorite clit toy. I recommend this to every woman and you won't be let down. If it doesn't work for one it is bound to work for the other. Hubby even enjoyed it! Charging is easy and the power is intense. Not to mention how quiet Uma is. She'll be your best kept secret!

The thing I hate the most is the color. But it's my fault. I meant to get purple but purchased Lavender on accident. Too light of a color to me.
Follow-up commentary
I have had Uma a while and no difficulties or issues have shown. A very sturdy toy meant to last a long time. Charges easily, feels great, and easy to clean and care for.
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My Uma tags
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
  • hillys
  • FunFantasys
    Fab review!
  • chicmichiw
    Great! I know I love my Mimi, so maybe Uma's my next thing!
  • dsumrow1
  • eri86
    Thanks for taking the time to write about and share your experience.
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