Uma - g-spot vibrator by Je Joue - review by Buttercup Green

Until Her Heart Stops.

Move over Mimi, Uma has moved into the toy box! She is strong, rechargeable, and waterproof just like Mimi. However, Uma has something Mimi doesn't. Uma is insertable, and she hits my G-spot perfectly! The packaging is lovely, but I wish it came with a pouch. That has to be my only complaint. Yes, the buttons are difficult to press but so were Mimi's. It really doesn't bother me enough to take away my seal of approval!
Beautiful color, Curved for G-spot, Powerful and semi-rumbly vibrations, Packaging, Waterproof
Buttons can be difficult, No storage pouch for future storage, Curve not enough for everyone
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Uma is a curved vibrator that is meant to hit the G-spot. However, she will not be the perfect G-spot vibrator for everyone. She is very rigid but not overly long. Be careful when thrusting, as the rigidness might cause some bruising to the cervix and other tender tissues. The head isn't pronounced, so I think that most people will not have a problem with the head catching on the pubic bone. As there isn't a flared base, I would not suggest that beginners use this for anal play. I only suggest that experienced people use this for anal play. I personally only like to use this toy for vaginal and clitoral stimulation. The curve and intense vibrations just might hit the prostate though. Uma is waterproof, so feel free to take her in the shower for some fun in the tub! She is a bit noisy, but some background noise should easily help cover it.
This has become another favorite of ours for heavy thrusting. It is great for either couple or solo play. I also found that it is perfect for some double penetration action. Most of the time I prefer softer materials when doing a double penetration session, but Uma works somehow.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Uma is made out of body safe silicone. However, it is a very rigid silicone. I suspect that it is a silicone covered plastic. Silicone is smell and taste free. Uma came with that "new toy smell" that goes away after the first cleaning. Silicone is non-porous, hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalates free. Silicone is only compatible with water based lubricants. Her entire surface is smooth and silky. There is very little drag, and it doesn't pick up nearly as much hair and lint as other silicone toys. Her entire shaft is seam free, which is a huge plus for many! As said before, Uma is very unyielding. Just issue caution when thrusting. Because she is made out of body safe materials (Eden safety rating of 10), Uma would make the perfect companion for anyone. She will not harbor bacteria, but still use protection when sharing with others.
The smooth silicone feels heavenly against those sensitive areas. The only texture on Uma is the Je Joue name, which is located toward the bottom of the shaft. I do not feel this during play, but I can feel it when I run my fingers over it. Right above the name "Je Joue" is a cute little design. This is where the red light comes on when charging.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Uma has a round, blunt head. Some may find this hard to insert in the beginning, but with enough lube anything is possible. The shaft gently decreases, so that way the more filling part is rubbing the G-spot. This design has been very popular with my body. It really reminds me of the Fling Ergonomic Two Finger dildo. The insertable length is small compared to most, so this is a perfect beginner's toy. The design does not scream sex toy, but closer inspection will indeed confirm that this is a vibrator. Uma comes in three different colors: purple, lavender, fuchsia. I had the hardest time deciding, so be warned that this may happen to you!
The curved shaft also reminds me of Mona from Lelo and Form 6 from JimmyJane. Mona has a more intense curve, but Uma is waterproof. Form 6 is thicker than Uma, and Form 6 is double ended. Uma has a classy design, and I definitely wish that this had been my first toy. It has something for everyone.
Total length-7 1/2"
Insertable length-5"
Diameter of head-1 1/4"
Diameter of shaft-3/4"

    • Beginner
    • Somewhat discreet

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are three buttons on the end of Uma: (+), (-), (~). The (+) and (-) buttons are metal, and the (~) button is covered in the same color silicone to match the shaft. Both the (+) and (~) buttons are raised, and the (-) button is indented. The buttons are pretty hard to push down, and they leave little indentations on my fingers. While this may be a problem for some, I do not mind. I know that Uma will not accidentally turn on during storage or travel.
To turn the Uma on, press and hold the (+) button for 3 seconds. In order to turn Uma off, press and hold the (-) button for 3 seconds. To cycle through the 5 levels of continuous vibration, simply press the (+) until you reach the desired power level. The same thing goes for decreasing the vibrations, except you will need to press the (-) button until you reach the desired level. I would say that the lower levels are fairly rumbly, but the higher you go the more buzzy they become. It is never a high pitched buzzy, but instead it is more of a mixture of buzzy and rumbly. The vibrations get very intense and strong, which is awesome for those who need a lot of power.
Press the (~) button in order to go to the patterns. You can go to the patterns at any point when the toy is on. If you find a pattern that you like, but you wish that it was a little bit stronger or weaker, there is now a solution. During any pattern, you can change the power level by either pushing the (+) button to increase or the (-) button to decrease. There are plenty of patterns to choose from too!
1.) Fast escalating pulses
2.) Escalating from low to high
3.) Slower pulses
4.) Fast short pulses
5.) Fast medium pulses
6.) Slow long pulses
The Uma charges through her (+) and (-) buttons. The charger magnetically connects to the buttons and charges the toy. The charger matches the color of whatever Uma you get. The base of Uma will flash a bright red while charging, and it will glow a steady red when charging is over and done. If you look carefully, the red light almost looks like a tiny little heart. It is quite adorable. Uma came to me with a little charge, so I put her on to charge the minute I could. She charged for about 1 hour. I have used her relentlessly for a couple of days now, and she is finally about to die. I got about 2 hours play total out of her before I noticed a significant change in power. While Uma isn't the most quiet of vibrators, a TV or fan or shower should be enough to drown out the noise.

    • Easy to use
    • Powerful
    • Rechargeable

Care and Maintenance

Simple warm water and antibacterial soap is the easiest way to clean Uma. You can also use toy cleaner, toy wipes, or a 10% bleach solution. I would not suggest boiling or putting it in the dishwasher. Even though Uma is non-porous, I still suggest a condom be put over the toy if sharing with a partner. I suggest only a water based lubricant be used with Uma, as silicone lubes can degrade the material. You can always spot test it if you wish, but I do not want to chance harming my beloved Uma.
For storage, as she does not attract much lint, I put her in my Original Toibocks. The packaging will do nicely as well.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Uma's packaging really reminded me of Lelo's packaging. The outer sleeve was color coded to match the color of my Uma. There were descriptions of Uma on the side in many different languages, and there was a picture of Uma on the back. While the picture makes this less discreet, it would still make an excellent gift. Inside is a well crafted, black cardboard box. This box is very sturdy and will make a great storage option. However, the box is pretty large, so I prefer to store it elsewhere. Je Joue is printed on the top of the box, but only someone who knows sex toys will know what this means. Pull the top off, and you will find Uma sitting on a plastic shelf. Below the toy is a little compartment, and this little space holds your charger and the user's manual. The user's manual is easy to follow, and it comes in many languages as well. The print is small, so some might have trouble reading it.

    • Good for storage
    • Very informative
    • Would make a nice gift


Last night, I used Uma during a very heated sex session with my husband. After many minutes of being banged from behind, he flipped me over. I fell onto my back and into the leather couch cushions. He grabbed and turned Uma on. We only got to her third level of power. He continued to thrust until I was crying from pure joy. By the time we ended, I could not have counted to 5, and I also could not have counted how many orgasms I had enjoyed. I must have blacked out because when I came to, the leather cushions were covered from my squirting. My husband wasn't even done with me. We continued to have sex for another 15 minutes, and I continued to have strong and wet orgasms. Needless to say, we had a mess to clean up after we were done. Man, was it worth it!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Shae n Ryan
    Thank you for your review!!
  • FrustratedFemme
    Very helpful review, thanks.
  • GirlOnGirl
    Thanks for your review!
  • karenm
    Great review! Thanks.
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  • drock
    Thank you for the review
  • Bofen
    Great review!!
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    Thank you for the great review.
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    Thanks for the review.
  • Martiniman
    Great review, thanks!
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    Great pictures! Thanks
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  • eri86
    Best comparison pics I've seen.
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