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A Handy-Dandy Guide to Penis Pumps: For Men

Babyhood
Manneken Pis
Manneken Pis
Jerome Duquesnoy, 1619

Babyhood is spent figuring out the complexities of our body and gaining control over all our many moving parts. We kick our legs, flail our arms, outstretch our hands and fingers to test their capacities and develop muscle coordination. Then, one fateful day, our spasmodic movements suddenly bring our fingers in contact with our little baby penis. In an instant we make a mental note of this startling connection, how this particular touch equals delicious pleasure, and a life-long friendship begins.

Some social scientists suggest that our desire to purposely reconnect with our penis, to repeat the pleasurable sensations that occurred when first we accidentally brushed-up against our cock, is one of the most powerful motivators for further self-discovery and the development of motor skills. "If touching this part gives me this much pleasure, I wonder what else on my body will do the same?" How innocent we once were!