A Handy-Dandy Guide to Penis Pumps: For Men

Boyhood
Amor Victorious
Amor Victorious
Caravaggio, 1601-1602

Babyhood gives way to boyhood and our favorite toy leads the way. We spend hours mindlessly fondling ourselves. Simply placing our hand on our dick can calm us when we are anxious and gives us a sense of wellbeing. Mastering our pee sessions, which takes quite a bit of clever hand/eye/penis coordination, is cause for great joy among the grown-ups. But negative messages are also beginning to seep in; and some are none too subtle. "Leave it alone!" "That's dirty!" "Put some cloths on!" Someone is always trying to get between our buddy and us.

In time we notice that we're not alone; other boys and men have a joystick too. Along with our natural curiosity come the inevitable comparisons. "His looks different." "Wow, that's big." Almost immediately, we learn that checkin' out another dude's package is not just bad, but it's real bad. Of course this doesn't make us stop; we just learn how to do it on the sly. The prohibition against looking coupled with our natural curiosity make for a potent, but dangerous mix.