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A Handy-Dandy Guide to Penis Pumps: For Men

Head pump system
Penis pump by California Exotic
Head pump system
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Our Price: $89.99

Head pump system details

Here is another pump system designed and developed in conjunction with Dr. Joel Kaplan; the dean of penis pumps. You may ask yourself, "Why would anyone need a special pump for just his dick head?" Good question! As it turns out, all those pump fanatics who have pumped their shaft to a grotesque size need a specialized cylinder to work on their now dwarfed dick head (Engagement*). This is a sterling example of a self-perpetuating industry. Since my dick head is of normal size, like my dick shaft, I was never able to get this cylinder to fit properly on my unit. But, as I said, I am not of the intended niche market for this product.

Despite the high price, this is a striped down system; a mini plastic cylinder, a metal pistol-grip handle pump mechanism, and a pressure gauge. This device also features the more sophisticated coupling device that locks the male (hose) and female (cylinder) ends together. Sadly, the release valve on this really great pump mechanism is hard to find. It's simply a tiny pin located below the gauge at the point where the tubing attaches to the pump mechanism. This pump is not for the novice pumper!

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A final word, I really enjoyed bringing you this Handy-Dandy Guide to Penis Pumps. All my research and product testing has taught me a lot and has given me a greater appreciation of the pump culture. I hope you feel the same way. I trust that the advice I offer will help you avoid costly mistakes by purchasing the wrong pump for you.

I have one final tip. If you really get into pumping (as a growing number of men are these days) and if you find that you are upgrading pump systems from time to time…Don't discard your old, still-functional pump parts. Now that I have reviewed all these pumps for this guide, I've decide to combine the components of several pumps to create my very own personalized pump system. I took the superior metal pump mechanism, with the rubbery sheathes (from the Head Pump System). I then coupled it with the top of the line, tapered medical grade acrylic cylinder (from the Male Enlargement Kit). And then I added the rubbery donut insert (from the One Armed Bandit Pump) to the cylinder. Now I have the best-damned pump in the world.

Good luck,
Dr Dick