A Handy-Dandy Guide to Penis Pumps: For Men
Part 7 - Penis Pump Reviews
Here is another pump system designed and developed in conjunction with Dr. Joel Kaplan; the dean of penis pumps. You may ask yourself, "Why would anyone need a special pump for just his dick head?" Good question! As it turns out, all those pump fanatics who have pumped their shaft to a grotesque size need a specialized cylinder to work on their now dwarfed dick head (Engagement*). This is a sterling example of a self-perpetuating industry. Since my dick head is of normal size, like my dick shaft, I was never able to get this cylinder to fit properly on my unit. But, as I said, I am not of the intended niche market for this product.
Despite the high price, this is a striped down system; a mini plastic cylinder, a metal pistol-grip handle pump mechanism, and a pressure gauge. This device also features the more sophisticated coupling device that locks the male (hose) and female (cylinder) ends together. Sadly, the release valve on this really great pump mechanism is hard to find. It's simply a tiny pin located below the gauge at the point where the tubing attaches to the pump mechanism. This pump is not for the novice pumper!
What I like about this pump:
- I really liked the metal pistol-grip pump mechanism. It is so solid, sturdy, and it has a real nice heft to it.
- I loved the EZ-grip handles with the soft rubbery sheathes; they provide comfort and superior handling. This pump stays in your hand even if you have lube on them; a real big plus in my book.
- I really like the pressure gage. It's bigger than some and very easy to read.
- The more sophisticated coupling device that locks the male (hose) and female (cylinder) ends together is state of the art.
- The device disassembles for easy cleaning; I appreciate that.
What I didn't like about this pump:
- I was really disappointed that this pump had such a crummy inconspicuous release valve. I guess by the time a fella is buying this kind of special equipment, he's probably familiar enough with the concept of a safety valve that he doesn't need it to be so obvious. One hopes!
A final word, I really enjoyed bringing you this Handy-Dandy Guide to Penis Pumps. All my research and product testing has taught me a lot and has given me a greater appreciation of the pump culture. I hope you feel the same way. I trust that the advice I offer will help you avoid costly mistakes by purchasing the wrong pump for you.
I have one final tip. If you really get into pumping (as a growing number of men are these days) and if you find that you are upgrading pump systems from time to time…Don't discard your old, still-functional pump parts. Now that I have reviewed all these pumps for this guide, I've decide to combine the components of several pumps to create my very own personalized pump system. I took the superior metal pump mechanism, with the rubbery sheathes (from the Head Pump System). I then coupled it with the top of the line, tapered medical grade acrylic cylinder (from the Male Enlargement Kit). And then I added the rubbery donut insert (from the One Armed Bandit Pump) to the cylinder. Now I have the best-damned pump in the world.
Good luck,
Dr Dick
